Detective Yeti Face

Retired Lawyer

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Yeti Face, a Yeti by birth, was born on the Himalayas. He never knew who his parents were, as he could only remember as far back as when he was 10 years old. He knew how to survive, how to walk, how to talk - all of which suggested elements of his long-term memory had been wiped, though not all of it.

Yeti Face soon found a cave for shelter, and lived there for several years. It was quite the struggle, but eventually Yeti got a landline and broadband in his cave (along with heating, clean water, and a jacuzzi in the back room). He spent hours everyday searching the internet - trying to found information as to just who he was. Eventually he hit on an Ebay sale dated soon after the point where he 'gained consciousness'. '2 Sets of Genuine Yeti Hide' was the sale, by a person of the name, Mr I. Killetis.

Knowing that he had to act to gain justice for his parent's death, Yeti started training himself in legal methods. He was a fast learner and was quickly upto British A-level standard in the first couple of months. In 2 years Yeti would have been able to achieve a PhD in Law had he been willing to persue academic qualifications. Yeti learnt all the ropes, loopholes and tricks of the subject inorder to try and achieve his life's ambition of obtaining justice. After 3 years Yeti felt he had learnt enough, and was ready to seek revenge.

Having no money to speak of, Yeti swam to the USA. As soon as he could, upon reaching land, he launched a lawsuit against Mr I. Killetis. Despite attracting several odd looks for being 'different' - in court Yeti shined through. He produced documents which clearly showed his parents owned the mountian side, and Mr I. Killetis was a treaspasser and had no right to be there in the first place - let alone shoot the owners. After receiving a hefty sum of money for winning his case, Yeti unzipped his costume, stepped out, announced his parents were the same as him (humans dressed as Yetis) and gave Mr Killetis over to the police for a criminal trial.

With his life's work complete, Yeti had nothing else to do. He found the gambling world interesting - and quickly slipped into it; choosing to play games such as Poker which have elements of skill to them, as opposed to simply playing on the slot machines. Yeti doubled his money in a week, which is quite the achievement for a first timer.

It was rather unfortunate for Yeti therefore, that he stumbled into a rift in time and space and wound up in the US city of God knows what, were bigamy is acceptable, no one lives together and everyone goes around bare footed (unless murdering).

Given the insanely high murder rate, Yeti choose to become a Private Detective - figuring that he could make quite a name for himself given his legal background. Yeti took his shoes off, hung up his coat, and went outside to solve crime...

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