Detective Phallis JayGee

 
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Experience: 4190
Age: 5419 days
Last Login: Jan-14-2019
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I was raised by my nanny Maria, a beautiful sensual woman, born and raised in Mexico City.Maria was only ten years older than me, my parents had kind of adopted her/forced her into child labor, she was more like my best friend than my nanny. My parents showed little interest in me, they were socialites, always entertaining or being entertained. As I grew older I knew how I could get their attention, I could be the entertainer! I started learning how to play piano. Shortly after I began to play the piano Maria and I began to fall in love, first love for music, and then love for each other. Maria and I became intimate quickly in our passion. She used to scream "Muy Phallis" meaning literary more male genitals, and that's how I got my nickname, Phallis. I did not know what it meant at first but when I finally learned the true meaning I figured it was too late, my name had already caught on. Phallis JayGee was better than Peter JayGee, so I legally changed my name.Of course I did not use the correct spelling though, Phallus, Phallis was just more, more...well more me. I soon became a great piano player and I wrote a song for my dear Maria. I was to perform it at a local auditorium, I finally had made it into the big times. Without my knowing, my parents were invited to the gala, and once they heard the love song I had composed for Maria she was back in Mexico. Not only was my heart broken but my parents cast me aside. They were disgusted that I had fallen for a, as they put it a "Beaner". After my heart was in a billion pieces I just dove into my music. It worked out well because I made my living playing the piano. I still felt unfulfilled with my life though.

From time to time I would do crossword puzzles in my small apartment and watch mystery shows, I loved the buzz it gave my brain. One night while I was playing the piano at my friends local bar, a women was found dead in the bathroom, I decided to try and solve the case before the police and took matters into my own hands. I broke into peoples houses stole keys, guns, knifes, and yellow notes. Before I knew it, I had solved the case.

Not only was my story of heroism on the local news but it was on the news worldwide. Maria saw the news report and sent me a postcard from Mexico telling me how proud she was. I was filled with joy, my Maria was proud of me. She had told me that she could not be with me though, and I understood, but that would not stop me from making her want me. I still send her pictures of me from my webcam a few times a month.

I became Detective Phallis JayGee from then on and left my piano behind. I used my contact with the local reporter to get me started and just like my puzzles it brings me thrill to see justice brought to the light of day. One day, I will either prove to my parents how much of a mistake they made by casting me aside, or I will kill them, with all my experience I will accumulate, I will sooo get away with it.

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Case History

Cases Quit: 1
Cases Solved:
51
False Accusations: 2
Deadlines Missed: 2
Scripted Mysteries: 0
 
 

Skills

Charm: 4 / 12 (+1)
Intimidation: 4 / 12
Judge of Character: 4 / 5
Lock Picking: 3 / 8
Handwriting Analysis: 1 / 3
Negotiation: 3 / 6
Research: 2 / 12
 

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