Detective Dick Cheney

 
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Reformed Burglar

Experience: 1190
Age: 4723 days
Last Login: Jan-5-2010
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Hello everyone. My name is Dick Cheney. I used to be king of the world until some silly law forced me to evacuate my throne. Now, some bumbling young guy whom I dislike so much is making a mess of things. The young punk is too soft. Probably will take him 20 years before he learns how to run the kingdom.

When I was king, I got to bomb and shoot the hell out of anyone and anybody. Nobody dared stand in my way. There was this old man named Harry, whom I hated as much as I hated every form of biblical abomination. I took the guy hunting, shot the motherf-cker in his f-cking face. He later apologized for not dying and for wasting my bullets.

I also miss my loyal servant George. He's the only guy in the entire damned world who can make me laugh with his stupidity. He's also obedient and darned good at making coffee. What more can I ask for? Too bad he stopped working for me when I stopped being king.

Now that I'm no longer king, I spend my time hunting and fishing, getting an occasional heart attack, and doing detective work. I especially enjoy interrogating suspects, since I get to torture the heck out of them. It gives me great pleasure.

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False Accusations: 0
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Tobacco Analysis: 1 / 3
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