Detective topkebab

 
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Moonlighting Dilettante

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Age: 5379 days
Last Login: Jan-13-2016
Status: Inactive
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Hello, you've reached the office of detective topkebab. This call is being recorded for training and/or blackmail purposes.

If your friend has been murdered and you need a top detective to solve the case, PRESS 1.

If you are the murderer I am SO very close to catching, PRESS 2, say your name slowly and clearly, and stay on the line for at least 60 seconds.

If you are calling from the police department wondering why I keep solving the cases you can't, PRESS 3.

If you are calling from the Daily Monitor wondering why I keep solving the cases the police can't, PRESS 4 and choose an interview slot.

If you are selling insurance, PRESS 5 but only if the policy includes reimbursement for paying off The Fixer.

Have a good day.

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Case History

Cases Quit: 10
Cases Solved:
1660
False Accusations: 0
Deadlines Missed: 3
Scripted Mysteries: 0
 
 

Skills

Charm: 6 / 12 (+1)
Intimidation: 6 / 12
Judge of Character: 4 / 5
Lock Picking: 3 / 8
Handwriting Analysis: 1 / 3
Footprint Analysis: 2 / 3
Cosmetic Analysis: 1 / 3
Tobacco Analysis: 0 / 3 (+1)
Negotiation: 2 / 6 (+2)
Research: 7 / 12 (+1)
 

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