Detective Simone Dubois

Freelance Investigative Reporter

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I guess for a gal who wanted to be a P.I. all her life, moving here to . . . er . . . what IS the name of this town anyway? In any event, moving here was like hitting the jackpot. It's like going to one of those fishing resorts where they have the rivers so fully stocked all you have to do is cast your line and in two seconds you get a bite. Business here is so good I have to turn people away. I'm looking to hire some help, but I recommend that you live out of town and commute to work.

For those fashionably aware, you'll probably want to take a detour around . . . um . . . well . . . here. I mean, every pair of shoes and every coat in this town looks exactly the same. No sense of style or indivdualism whatsoever. I'm surprised someone hasn't murdered the Tailor and the Shoemaker.

Oh, and if you're just passing through, don't bother asking if you can use a restroom - there aren't any.

There aren't any mirrors, either - which may explain why some of these folks look the way they do.

Should you be in need of a glass of water you're in luck - if there's only one of you. There seems to be an allotment of one glass per house.

Now, if you're looking for a "good time," baby this is the place for you! We have love triangles, love squares, love hexagons, you name it. Male, female or both, you can have it/him/her/them. And there's no better receipe for a happy marriage than living together separately.

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