Detective Kalle Blomkvist

 
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Disillusioned Police Detective

Experience: 22480
Age: 5199 days
Last Login: May-1-2020
Status: Inactive
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I used to be a rising star in Schotland Yard. I made detective chief inspector young, and realized my life's ambition when I was transfered to homicide. It didn't take long after that before I realized just how few murders were actually solved in the city. A corrupt police corps and ineffectual city officials made my job almost impossible.

So, I quit the force and went into business as a private eye in the worlds greatest city, known for its fairly high crime rate, a lot of shady inhabitants and an exceptionally high rate of burglary and petty theft.

When I first arrived in the city, I instantly noticed that small objects like coats, shoes and hair brushes (!) were stolen from people everywhere, all the time. I used to have some problems with gnomes stealing my underwear or a sock from time to time, but this was really insane! At one time or another, all my neighbours had their flats broken into, only to be lifted for a pair of shoes, a cigar or a lipstick left over from the -80's.

Needless to say, the tailor and all the other posh sales representatives at Wanstroths Department Store made out like bandits.

After a while, I realized petty theft was essential for my line of business; the city had no courts and honest PIs like myself had no legal means to obtain court orders for house inspections. I guess I just had to go with the flow and do what everyone else was doing. You see, I was not the only PI in this city; up to 90 other PIs was working along side with me at all times. I just had to find a way to beat them all.

...If I could only find a way to change my shirt and shave of my ridicules moustache...

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Case History

Cases Quit: 4
Cases Solved:
249
False Accusations: 0
Deadlines Missed: 1
Scripted Mysteries: 0
 
 

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Charm: 4 / 12
Intimidation: 6 / 12 (+2)
Lock Picking: 4 / 8
Hair Analysis: 1 / 3
Handwriting Analysis: 1 / 3
Footprint Analysis: 1 / 3 (+1)
Cosmetic Analysis: 1 / 3
Negotiation: 1 / 6
Research: 2 / 12
 

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