Detective William Writer

Freelance Investigative Reporter

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Let's face it. You are just plain old down and dirty! You get down in the trenches and wallow in the mud. Your girlfriend finally left you when the Order of Socrates blew up her car and threatened to kill her family. And, not smart enough to leave well enough alone, you retaliated by trying to kidnap Lilly Saphron right out of the Corner Cafe in Hammett Square in broad daylight. You even planned to hide her in that dingy flop house in which you've been known to reside at when times get hard. You'll never learn, will you?

Then there was the matter of accusations you made against the police chief. You accused him of hanky panky with Sue Lee, sister of a leader in the Triads. The Chief put you on his list... you'd better watch your back!

Luckily for you, your ability to find the ugly truth will serve you well in your new life as a detective. That is, if you live long enough to have one...

I hear even Preston Grosso wants to put a piece of lead in your backside. What did you do to him?

Did anyone ever teach you that burning all of your bridges wasn't the brightest thing in the world to do? Now you're dumb enough to date Violet Abshire and Susana Barberosa at the same time. I know the rest of the employees at Wanstroth's will want to know where to send their condolences when those two come after you.
I sure hope your life insurance is all paid up!

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