Detective Secret_Squirrel

 
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Disillusioned Police Detective

Experience: 176460
Age: 3346 days
Last Login: Sep-26-2016
Status: Inactive
Challenge Pts: 171
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Director: SSDA Mk II
Equipped Nosferatu's Dressing Gown Red Umbrella On the Second day of Christmas... Inventory A Christmas Turkey Costume 'Mother' Matryoshka Dolls Professor Nibbles 'Pa' Alcino's Violin Case Ma Baker's Wedding Ring Flowers

First to 40 with a contact. Big whoop :s
Day 17 10000XP (yes, yes it took a while)
Day 25 20000
Day 160 22000 lol oops
Day 709 not much more LOL
Day 1269 172820

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey we've got a drink named after you". The grasshopper answers, "What, there's a drink called Eric?"

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Speak and write with charity in your heart. Coz if you're gonna be a wiseass you better be good at it :)

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a formulaic approach to posting in sleuth talk...

post opinion
watch like-minded people tumble in behind
post counter opinion
watch like-minded counter opinioned people tumble in behind
someone take piss out of counter opinion
watch like-minded people cheer
counter opinion retort
watch like-minded counter opinioned people cheer
counter to counter opinion retort
counter to counter of counter opinion retort
various posturing
mod speaks
everyone ignores
someone demands right to opinion
someone agrees with the right to opinion with a back-handed codicil that it agrees with theirs
various moralistic tutt-tutting of original piss-taker-outerer and subsequent piss-taker-outerers
apology
counter apology with much self-effacement
counter to counter apology with the re-stated right to an opinion
clarification that it was all a misunderstanding
original opinion forgotten

'take piss out of' is a colloquial term for 'make fun of'. apparently this needs to be clarified.


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Message Board Post History

New Case Contacts

  • Reporter
  • Desk Sergeant
  • Bishop
  • Mayor
  • Morgue Assistant

Achievements

Achievements

  • Learned the Ropes
  • Miss Marple
  • Sam Spade
  • Columbo
  • Hardy Boys
  • Poirot
  • Dick Tracy
  • Veronica Mars
  • Monk
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  • Out of the Gutter
  • Movin' Up
  • Trust Fund
  • High Roller
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  • Eggs in the Coffee
  • Duck Soup
  • Time to Spare
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  • Out on a Limb
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  • On a Hunch
  • Gut Instinct
  • Auto de fe
  • In the Ring
  • Up to the Challenge
  • Ready to Rumble
  • Clue Slinger
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  • Philatelist
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Case History

Cases Quit: 7
Cases Solved:
521
False Accusations: 0
Deadlines Missed: 0
Scripted Mysteries: 0
 
 

Skills

Charm: 4 / 12
Intimidation: 5 / 12 (+2)
Lock Picking: 4 / 8
Thread Analysis: 2 / 3 (+1)
Handwriting Analysis: 3 / 3
Footprint Analysis: 3 / 3
Tobacco Analysis: 1 / 3
Research: 5 / 12 (+1)
 

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